DJ's Detritus

A Creative Writing Class Dropout's Last Refuge

Thursday, November 10, 2022

Dirty Bastards

You’ve seen me use the term “FC posse” in the blog on several occasions. You can replace that with “dirty bastards” because those guys are my ex-friends now. We had our usual video call Tuesday, and they froze me out.  Geesh, you think you know somebody.  I just spent a couple weeks in Greece with several of these dudes and now they treat me like this.  #2 sent the video link a couple times.  I asked for permission to enter the chat and CRICKETS.  I envision those chuckleheads sitting there, snickering as I wait, “Oh, look, DJ wants to join the call, har har”. Screw those guys!

In other Foster City events, someone plowed into the post office. The story said they hit the accelerator instead of the brake, but I’m still a little baffled.  There’s gotta be 25 to 30 feet between the curb of the parking spots and the front door.  My take is my wife was just looking for some cheap thrills since she’s a little bored with retirement. Or maybe the COVID rebound had her temporarily addled.

I went to B of A to trade in the 55 euros I had left from our trip.  I was hoping to make it quick, but I was dreaming.  The first teller told me I had to deal with another teller, who was presently occupied, to do the deal.  I guess she had the special currency conversion training. I waited in that line for a while until I realized the current client had a few more envelopes of foreign currency to trade in. So, I went to see my friends at Safeway and came back in half an hour.  We started the process and when she told me the money would be in my account today, I thought I was done.  I was mistaken.  There was something I needed to sign.  She said the process would take about 15 minutes.  Holy shit, did they need to get authorization from the EU?

I was hoping to give you guys a solid celebrity update but all I’m seeing is the same old crap, like Paulina Porizkova getting empowered by sharing naked pictures and Dua Lipa underboob shots. I’m staying away from the Tom and Gisele saga because of my deep respect for both of them.  Nick Cannon has had another baby since the last time I wrote about him, but I get the feeling he’s not giving it his all.  Joe Louis had the bum of the month club. I think Nick ought to shoot for a baby a month.

How about that Red Wave? It was more like a red trickle.  At this writing, there’s still a chance that the idiot Lauren Boebert will be ousted, but her pal MTG made it back in. And I’m bummed by the GA Senate runoff.  They said most white evangelicals voted for Walker.  As opposed to an actual minister.  Go figure.

Lastly, it looks like my blog naming convention has caught on.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/linda-lavin-names-her-price-in-you-will-get-sick?ref=home

 

Monday, November 07, 2022

Greek Freaks

#1 actually set up a What’s App group entitled that to communicate about our Greece trip.  Isn’t he a hoot?  In addition to being a hoot, he has earned a new sobriquet, that of “dear leader”. All I had to do was follow the tall guy in the ecru fedora and I knew I was going in the right direction.  #1 and my wife did the majority of the planning for this trip and all 10 participants would heartily agree that they did a bang-up job.  I’d also like to thank my wife and Katie for putting together notes on the trip. Since I’m a rapidly aging boomer, relying on my own recollections would result in a lot being left out.

The entire crew, excepting Charlie, flew out of SFO on 10/19. #1, Barbie and Katie got the upgrade, but TCG somehow got swindled out of his.  He took it like a mensch. #2 was already in business class because that is how he rolls. The wife and I joined the Hoteliers and TCG in economy plus.  Charlie flew out of Logan and was there to greet us when we arrived at the Athens Gate Hotel. I like a 12-hour flight as much as the next guy, but I was fully baked upon arrival and went nighty night while other folks dined at the hotel’s rooftop restaurant with a fantastic view of the Acropolis. 

Our first full day in Athens started off with a half-day tour led by Stavros, who was quite knowledgeable.  He mentioned he had worked in business for many years but had to make a career change during the severe Greek economic troubles years back. I think he found his true calling, as he kept me rapt with his monologue on Greek culture and history. Among the many sites he showed us were the Olympic Stadium and the National Garden. Lunch that day was at a family run joint called Bairaktaris, featuring traditional Greek food, walls plastered with pictures of the owner and local celebs, and two fine musicians.  One was on guitar and the other was on an instrument that probably only the Hotelier could name.  I had the first of my many delectable encounters with chicken souvlaki.  I had wanted fries, but the waiter said “chips, no fries”. I kid.  The fries were good as well.  And the whole gang powered down a ton of tzatziki. I cabbed it back while the rest of the folks walked around The Plaka.


Dinner that night was at Bandiera, which had been recommended by the Hotelier’s daughter. I don’t believe that anyone was disappointed, and the quality food was surprisingly inexpensive.  We did not have the greatest experience with red wine on this trip, but we had a good bottle that evening.  My only mistake was ordering the whole fish vs. the fillet, but I managed.  This meal was also where TCG kicked off his personal Ouzo tour. 

We were off early the next day to catch the ferry to Mykonos. We encountered quite a bit of rough weather, which caused Charley dyspepsia.  She had taken her ginger and put her wrist band on, but apparently forgot her tin foil hat. Our driver met us and took us to the Mykonos Beach Hotel, which was a great find. It was by no means luxurious, but it was cheap, had quite a breakfast spread and featured a friendly staff, especially Chris, a Greek woman who spoke English with an Australian accent. They also had a bar and a pool and were within walking distance of the town. My child-like sense of wonder at the beauty of Mykonos was matched by the child-size shower in my room there.

We went into town that first day while waiting for our rooms to be ready.  We had a disappointing experience with our first meal at The Veranda in Little Venice.  I managed to order the right thing but the Hoteliers struck out.  He had something that looked like my frittata if I had left it under the broiler too long.  She had a poke bowl that had no poke. Afterwards I started a beautiful relationship with the local taxi industry, but they could not make up their mind whether the ride was 10 euros or 15 euros. I did not care as long as I didn’t have to walk back to the hotel.

That evening we met up with Antonis, who led us on a walking food tour. He was charismatic and well-informed, and we all enjoyed our time with him, noshing on spanakopita and kebobs as he detailed the island’s history, dotting it with facts like the 900 churches that exist for the 18,000 residents. We also stopped into a bakery named Giora, which has been owned by nine generations of the same family, where we had some world class baklava.  We ended our tour and said goodbye to Antonis at Captain’s restaurant down by the old port, where we savored the mezze and wine.

The next day was Sunday and scuba day.  My wife was supposed to join The Hoteliers, #1 and TCG on that day’s dive, but sadly she had come down with COVID.  Fortunately, we had just seen Dr. Joe at SB1’s wedding and he had gotten us Paxlovid before we left. This allowed the wife to only be out of commission for one day, a day that I sat by her side, masked of course, ready to fulfill any need or whim she had. We both missed what was described as one of the best dinners of the trip at Pasta Fresca Barkia. The food and service were enhanced by the lack of our presence.

Monday reunited us with Antonis. We took a smooth 30-minute boat ride to the island of Delos, described by Wikipedia as "one of the most important mythological, historical, and archaeological sites in Greece". Antonis was able to keep our interest up with his ample knowledge as we spent about three hours wandering the island.  My legs will never be the same.  The highlight for me was seeing a wealthy man's home along with the description of what a day in the life might have been like. The mosaic floor was well-preserved, and they had recently re-installed the columns in the atrium. There was also quite a bit of discussion about phalluses, but I'm not going to elaborate because this is a family blog. Upon our return to Mykonos, we had a late lunch at Rayas. Afterwards, #2 secured us some late evening snacks back at the hotel where we all gathered by the pool for an evening cocktail hour. Chris joined us as well and told us about her family's move from Greece to Australia when she was young.

Tuesday, we headed to Paraga beach, one of the highlights of our trip.  We all took a dip in the Aegean, with #1 and I slipping on the mossy rocks but walking away unscathed. A very relaxing day for all was topped off by a fine lunch at Tasos Taverna, which would be closing for the season in a matter of days.  The staff and food were top-notch. This shot of me in repose is dedicated to The UK.


We did dinner that night at Nice ‘n Easy.  The consensus opinion was that it was not that great, but I enjoyed my meal. I’m a man of simple needs.  Not so for #1. The dude has a jones for Stracciatella gelato, so we had to indulge him after dinner. We wandered about aimlessly looking for a particular ice cream shop until someone realized, “Hey, we have smartphones”. I went with chocolate, a fine choice.

We were off to Santorini the following day.  This ferry ride was much calmer, after which our driver dropped us off at the beginning of the marble walkway in Oia, where all the action is. We were greeted by the staff of Grand Canava villa, just a few steps up the way, and our bags were whisked there by George.  This was the lux part of the trip.  Assia was our main contact and took good care of us.  She’ll head back to Sofia, Bulgaria when the season is over. Once we settled in, we went right across the walkway for a good meal at Kasteli. I liked the owners, because they know how to bust chops.  We did lunch there the next day and when #1 proudly said he and Barbie had been married for 38 years, he said “so she’s like your sister now”. Ouch! That night we got some tasty takeout at PitoGyros and a sufficient alcohol supply from the mini market next door. We made a ritual of watching the sun set every evening. It’s different in Greece.

TCG was our go to guy for breakfast, going out most days to pick up spanakopita. He also tracked down the biggest baklava extant. TCG was always the first one up, mainly because he wanted to go for a nude swim in the pool.  I got a few photos of that on the sly, which I plan to sell to Naked Geezers magazine.

What one could not help but notice were the self-absorbed “influencers” all over the place getting their pics snapped. There was a business right up the walkway that catered to them, not only taking the photos but supplying long flowing gowns.  I looked great in a blue one. I remember decades ago when we were inundated with Elvis impersonators and someone remarked that in 20 years every fifth person will be one.  I think that applies to influencers now.  And half of those will have podcasts too.

A few hearty folks trekked down to the Ammoudi port, having to climb hundreds of stairs.  You can pay for a donkey ride if you want, but they eschewed that, because they are active seniors. The whole crew ended up down there towards the end of the trip. I think the drivers that take people there have to have nerves of steel.  They take vans where I wouldn’t take a Smart Car. We had lunch at Ammoudi Fish Tavern, where they grilled a couple huge fish for us and then filleted them. The whole area down there is as picturesque as it gets.

My wife had set up a cooking class for us at Petra Kouzina in Thira one afternoon, so we had a hands-on experience making Shrimp Saganaki, tzatziki and other delicacies, led by the owner George and his assistant Dina.  George had a bit of an ego, but he knew his stuff and it was a pleasant overall experience, especially when we got to eat our work.  Someone asked George if he was from Santorini.  He said “No, I’m too tall. The locals are all hobbits”.

I’ll tell you about a couple dinners we had at Flora and then no more food talk. Our waitress was Chara and she is now Facebook friends with all of us.  We had our own secluded room with a great view of the ocean. We also made friends with the manager, who had spent many years in Canada.  The food was excellent both nights and the red wine was good too.

Towards the end of the trip most of the group took a six-mile hike from Oia to Fira.  Barbie and I were the only ones with sense enough to avoid it.  The two of us took a cab to meet the others and did some shopping before connecting with them at Volkan on the Rocks, a café, brewery and cinema. The views in Fira are stunning. I didn’t take a ton of pics but this one is mine.


We vacated the villa on Halloween and took a quick flight to Athens. Brilliant planning was in evidence once again as it was a mere walk across the street from the airport to our hotel, The Sofitel. TCG bought everyone one last shot of Ouzo that night at dinner and then we all crashed early so we could get out at 4am for our flight. I spent the day following the tall guy with the hat.

What a blast!

Friday, November 04, 2022

I Do

The big event, SB1’s wedding, took place on October 15th down in Monterey. There was the usual commotion and concern beforehand regarding weather, catering, venue and all that, but everything came off stupendously and the young couple basked in their love and that of their friends and family on a wonderful Saturday afternoon.

The rehearsal on Friday morning went smoothly. I had the jitters and I’m sure the kids did too, but we ran through the ceremony a few times and my daughter and the bride’s sister did a fine job in their roles as co-officiants. In the real event, they knocked it out of the park.
 
My wife and I were staying at a huge suite at the Monterey Marriott so we hosted a casual lunch there.  We ordered sandwiches from a local shop and my brother-in-law graciously picked up the tab after I showed him my empty wallet and a moth flew out. Everyone was well-fed and we had a few sandwiches left over, which came in handy when the groomsmen descended on the joint Saturday morning.

The rehearsal dinner that night was at Cibo, an Italian eatery just a block from our hotel.  The food and service were great and I had a chance to meet and gab with some of the bridesmaids, groomsmen and their significant others. My wife came out of her shell and socialized as well. After dinner we had a cocktail party in the Characters room at the Marriott. I got to hang with my lifetime friends Dr. Joe and The Wig along with my FC posse and all the millenials seemed to be enjoying themselves as well. The bride’s aunt did a stellar job as official photographer there. I stuck with club soda and got to bed at a reasonable hour in order to be ready for the big day.

Early Saturday my wife headed off to another suite for hair and makeup and the boys brought their suits to our room to get ready. There were a couple bottles of some arcane Bourbon among the chips and other junk food they were consuming in order to power themselves for the day, but they all got ready in plenty of time and looked dashing.  I tried to play the role of the cool dad by staying the hell out of the way.

We got to the venue, an historic state park named Memory Garden, a few hours before the 4pm ceremony for pictures. The “first look” did not exist in my youth, unless I’m completely clueless, which is a possibility, but it is quite the big deal these days. After those photos, the various group pictures were taken and I posed exactly the way my wife told me to.  I found the photographer exceedingly patient.

The crowd began to flow in after 3pm. The sun had broken through by then, allaying any weather fears. The wedding party took their places about 3:45. As we proceeded to the chuppah, we gripped the boy tightly and gave him a big hug as we delivered him. His beautiful bride followed, and they said their vows after friends and family recited the seven blessings. She seemed calm whereas SB1 was quite emotional, but at least his knees didn’t buckle as mine almost did in 1988. 

The party began after that.  We moved to another venue for cocktails and more pictures were taken with the various family and friend groups, which at times was akin to herding cats. We headed back to the Memory Garden for dinner, which was an excellent paella. Before dinner was served, the parents gave their speeches.  My wife was supposed to set me up with a line about a “destination wedding”, but she decided to delete that, unbeknownst to me, after we had carefully rehearsed at home. I was able to recover and gave the crowd a couple chuckles.  The best man, #1’s son, and the maid of honor also got into the act, and both were poised, funny and sentimental.

After dinner the dance floor opened and the father/daughter and mother/son dances caused some eyes to mist up. My creaky bones were able to withstand a few dances. My wife and I cranked it up when our official song, Whitney Houston’s I Wanna Dance with Somebody, came on.  The highlight of this portion of the evening was the hora.  We planned ahead by inviting the starting nine of the CSU Monterey baseball team to lift SB1 up in his chair.

The next day we had a goodbye brunch at the home of the bride’s parents. It was a relaxed get-together, given that the previous day had gone so swimmingly. The happy couple then headed to Calistoga for a mini-moon. The wife and I were off to Greece a few days later.  I’ll capture that trip in my soon-to-come next post.