DJ's Detritus

A Creative Writing Class Dropout's Last Refuge

Saturday, May 20, 2017

Person of Interest

Being a rugged individual, I head out to the posh club most mornings around 7am to do my 12 laps in the pool, rain or shine.  Thursday the hot water was out, so I had to take a cold shower.  It was not so bad, because it took my mind off Trump news.
Trumpy is off to Saudi Arabia. Ivanka and Jared are going with him, as they got rabbinical dispensation to fly on the Sabbath.  What happens if they are denied?  Find another rabbi. I understand that Trump will still be able to get his well-done steak with ketchup during his sojourn.  That will keep him centered and directed. I’m sure that his rants about a Muslim ban won’t come up.
It appears that Jared is a person of interest in the Russia investigation.  I know that Trump would look good in orange because it would match his face, but it might not be fashion forward for the boyish Jared.
The I word is being bandied about.  We are in for a slog but I’m sure this will be a truncated presidency. President Pence does not sound good at all, but there might be some semblance of rationality.  Unless he gets caught up in this whole mess.  Then we get President Eddie Munster. 
Let’s talk about fun stuff.  It was a family weekend in Sonoma at the beginning of May.  My siblings and their significant others joined my wife, daughter and I for my 60th birthday celebration.  We had a food tour that Friday afternoon and an excellent dinner at the El Dorado Kitchen. I had stopped in at The Girl and The Fig first to see if I could get a table without a reservation.  They said in “about two hours”.   I said, “don’t you know who I am?”. 
The siblings came up Saturday.  We lunched at the Depot Hotel, which is where the food tour kicked off.  It was very good.  We sipped a bit of champagne then headed out to taste wine.  Ravenswood was the first stop.  They specialize in Zins, which is my fave. LA bought me a four pack. I have two left.  Molto grazie!  After that we stopped at Imagery Winery, since the one we were going to go to was having a “special event”.  I thought that might be my birthday but I was mistaken.  
Dinner was at the Glen Ellen Inn.  The served up some big drinks and good grub.  I had a perfect Vesper and my bud The Exec sent me a bottle of Ridge Pagani Ranch Zinfandel.  I sent him a text asking if that was the best he could do. Everyone enjoyed their meal.
My girls and I wrapped up the weekend at the El Dorado Kitchen for brunch on Sunday.  Two for two at that joint. 
We were supposed to head back up to Sonoma today for the Sonoma State graduation of the son of one of my wife’s best friends.  We had to cancel out of that because unfortunately the grad’s mom got the flu.  We are wishing her a speedy recovery for tomorrow’s ceremony.  I’ll have to tuck away the phrase “Sonoma State is no Binghamton” for another day.

Sunday, May 14, 2017

Tuesday Afternoon Massacre

What’s it gonna take, folks?  Will he have to shoot somebody on 5th Ave?  I can hear the chorus of Republicans stating they are “troubled” by the President’s recent gunplay, and then go about their business. You can be a lying sack of shit in private business deals but it does not work on the world stage. An unhinged old man who yells at his television is POTUS. 
I need to stop reading the news.  I get agita.  Just give me heads up when the ogre resigns or gets impeached.  By the way, who the hell launches a commission to study voter fraud after you win?

Thursday, May 04, 2017

Aging Rapidly

I got a lot of love and some geezer wisecracks on FB Monday and was stunned by a mailed birthday card from my bud 4M.  What a caring guy!  All I expect from him is premium wine and barbed comments.  I’m looking forward to my 70th.
I was drinking my morning joe today when I came across the news that Joe and Mika are tying the knot.  Of course, I am very happy for them.  I hope the wedding is not at the same time as Pippa’s, which will leave me in a quandary.
I am enjoying Trump’s history lessons.  It would have been nice if he were around in 1860 to cut a deal.  His latest take is that Garfield should have driven that day instead of taking the train.
One of my work vendors ended his email to me by saying “Thank you for your patients”.  What the hell?  I’m in telecom.  I didn’t send you any patients.
Everybody has been asking what I wore to the Met Gala, so I have decided to share it.  This outfit is from the design house of J. Wig.