The Latest
Martin
Shkreli - described in a recent lawsuit as
a “paradigm faithless servant”, a term which I plan to work into future
conversations – is having a tiff with Ghostface Killah. I have a couple thoughts on this. First, I do
not think it is prudent to get on the wrong side of someone named Ghostface
Killah. Second, and more importantly, I hope
they manage to patch it up.
That
whiner Trump is saying Cruz stole Iowa from him. How anyone could support either chucklehead
is beyond me. I have not been worried
about Trump’s candidacy as I’ve never expected a large turnout at the polls
from his base, as most of them have their cars on blocks in their front
yard. On a side note, I heard Cruz did
not see his shadow Tuesday morning, so it will be an early spring.
I’m in
CVS behind some guy who is reading off phone numbers from his girlfriend’s
cellphone because he didn’t have his CVS card.
The mobile number didn’t work, and then the home number didn’t
work. So he says ‘Let’s try the mobile
number again”. At that point I knew I’d have to go check my blood pressure at
the nearby machine. I was about to say “Hey,
let’s try my home number” when another cashier came to get me. For my inconvenience, I was awarded a three
foot long receipt.
One of my
high school friends posted this on FB
I was
going to chime in with “what’s he doing with a Buddha when he’s a Muslim” but I
didn’t have the guts.
This week
I was coming home from work and I saw a guy in a motorcycle. In a side compartment, he had a little white
pooch with goggles. Who says nothing
interesting ever happens in FC.
We’ll
close with TMI from the science world
posted by DJ @ 9:06 AM
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