DJ's Detritus

A Creative Writing Class Dropout's Last Refuge

Sunday, July 01, 2012

Your Lousy July Blog Post


I'm glad I decided to make this blog monthly. I'm sitting here on the 29th with a disjointed bunch of crap in my blog notes. I may have to face the fact that my my mojo is on an extended vacation.

I did have a great Father's Day earlier this month. It is, by far, my favorite Hallmark holiday. I don't gotta do nothing. But my wife was lucky that my daughter was home from school to split the duties. I had no such luck for Mother's Day. I spent a lot of the day in front of the teevee. I felt oddly compelled to watch the U.S. Open for hours.

To be honest, I have been a little out of sorts lately. Like many of you, I've been preoccupied with the possibility of Eurozone contagion. Recently it looks like they've made progress. They better get their shit together so I don't have to work until I'm 75.

The little man in The Chron is sitting up and clapping for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. I haven't seen it. I'm calling bullshit nonetheless. After all, I was only one course short of a history major. Here's a few other revelations.


Word on the street is that Twitter will be increasing the 140 character limit. What a godsend!

Anthony Davis was trying to trademark some phrases associated with his unibrow. Hey pal, just go get yourself a good pair of industrial strength tweezers.

As the sun set on June, so it did on the fairy tale story of TomKat. The DJWifey fairy tale continues.

That's the end of the disjointed crap. Now I'll talk about my pals.

The Wigs were visiting from the East Coast. They had a nice Napa sojourn and then spent time in Marin before gracing Pacific Heights for a few days. That's where I caught up with them. We went to to one of our favorite SF restaurants, Chapeau! Just as with our Inn at Little Washington meal, we all got a taste of each others plates. My bud Wig regaled the effusive chef Philippe with tales of his French family. That boy can schmooze.

As my deadline approached, I took a hike with my FC boys, hoping for some blog morsels, but I came up empty. To paraphrase a James Taylor song, "just yesterday morning, they let me know my blog sucked". To be specific, the numbers were ambivalent, The Exec said "you got a blog?" and TCG said "what's a blog?"