DJ's Detritus

A Creative Writing Class Dropout's Last Refuge

Thursday, October 08, 2015

Who's Your Favorite


This Putin guy scares me.  I’d like to go back to the good old days of the Cold War.  Who was your favorite Soviet premier?  I think I’d have to go with Khrushchev.  That guy oozed charisma.  But Yuri Andropov came in a close second.  He was a short timer but I don’t know what it was.  He just got to me.

I try not to pay too much attention to the news.  Otherwise I’ll lose my status as a low information voter.  But I did catch a few weeks back that Bristol Palin slammed Obama for inviting Ahmed Mohamed to The White House. I’d like to know what other 24 year old Alaskan unwed mothers think about this and a whole host of issues.

The Wig called the other day.  He’s coming out to see me.  I committed to carving out some time from my blog activity.  He gets melancholy if he doesn’t spend at least a few days with me each year.  But I told him about the link below and we were both pissed.  Back when we were in fashion school in Binghamton, this exact look was part of our senior thesis collection.  We used to use Dr. Joe for the upside down work as he was about 150 pounds dripping wet.


I stopped in at Peets earlier this week for my morning mud.  I always get a small coffee in a medium cup.  Sometimes they screw it up and I gotta dump some to make room for cream, but for the most part they get it right.  I ordered the usual and they asked me if I wanted room for cream.  How about I get back to you once I get some caffeine in me.

I’m working on a joke.

Ben Carson, an imam and a guy with a Confederate flag t-shirt walk into a bar…

Let me know if you can help me flesh it out. 
I got a LinkedIn invite this week from a guy named Mao Chen.  His title was “General Manager at Bank”.  Speaking of fleshing things out Mao