DJ's Detritus

A Creative Writing Class Dropout's Last Refuge

Saturday, March 30, 2013

Cast Of Characters

As agreed, I'm putting together a description of all of the folks I write about. This request was made by Dr. Joe but I think it will help the disparate friend groups who read this, and the occasional web browser who may come across the blog, to piece it together more readily.

I'll put the groups into four categories chronologically, starting with my pals in the Foster City Mother's Club, which was formed in the mid 90s when the kids were young.

Hopefully no one has blogosfear


FCMC

#1
#1 is a good man. All the folks I actually know that I write about here are good people. They have a sense of humor, which allows me to bust their chops with impunity. #1 has always been very encouraging about this goof fest called DJ's Detritus. He's the guy who encouraged me to start it and has always been a regular reader. Unlike myself, he is smart, handy, and always willing to help out a friend. His wife, who like all our FCMC moms, is a sweetheart, and is coincidentally Mrs. #1. Stay tuned for FCMC2, as #1's SB1 (Sonny Boy 1, aka older son) is one of my SB1's best friends, and they are currently roommates in DC.


#2
Like #1, #2 is is a native Southern Californian. He's a finance guy who works across the bay. He has a nice little domicile on the water and has played grill master at many a great holiday BBQ there. During these events, he'll take us out on his electric boat, the only kind allowed on the lagoon. #2 was one of the blog's early adopters.


The Exec
The Exec has been carping lately that that #1 needs to be called The Exec instead of him. As usual, I ignore him. When this thing started off, he was merely a VP or SVP. I can't recall because I really don't give a shit about his career. But now he's the CEO of his own venture. We share western PA roots and drinks.


TCG
TCG does not stand for any variety of sexually transmitted disease. He is part of the FCMC, although he came to it a little later than the rest of the crowd. We used to work at the same company. He helped me out a great deal after my surgery, by driving me to work for a while. As I've mentioned before, all these folks were instrumental in my recovery. TCG has been running his own IT gig for quite a while and set up my wireless network when I decided to enter the 21st century.


The Banker
The Banker has done stints at several of the country's biggest banks. When I met him and his family, I was surprised to learn he grew up about a half hour from where I did. The Banker, who played college hoops, coached my daughter and his to several middle school championships. Now both girls play for their college teams.


The Belgian
This is the last, but certainly not the least, of the FCMC crew. Since I'm not particularly creative with names, you've probably figured out where he's from. He's a big wig at a biotech up the road and has been instrumental in the creation of cancer drugs. I'm sure he and Dr. Joe could have some interesting conversations.


 THE EDGE (see 9/6/06 post)

The Wolv
A big fan of his home state Wolverines, The Wolv and I spent many a day hanging out in the mid 80s when we were both working at a residential facility for emotionally disturbed kids. We'd get together at his house where I'd play Blood On The Tracks incessantly until he almost decked me one day. Then we changed up the play list a bit. We used to hang out at The Little Shamrock on Lincoln in SF. I remember sitting there with him as Reagan talked about the Iran Contra affair happening "on my watch". We shared a deeply cynical reaction. The Wolv has been out of the Bay Area for almost 20 years but we still keep in touch, occasionally even by snail mail.


Unc
Unc joined The Wolv and I on several occasions, whether at the Persian Aub Zam Zam Room or the hoops court. We were all younger and more spry in those days. Unc is still here and we still hang. He's 60 something and looks 48. Unc used to be a BMW mechanic before he decided to get into special ed. He could pull a car or a house apart and re-build it. I imagine he's saved me several grand by "assisting" me with house projects. We had a good old time with Unc and his wife in Puerto Vallarta last year.


Poughkeepsie Kid
Another one of the mid 80s gang, PK hired me at the residential facility. For once those upstate NY roots helped me out. He headed up to Santa Rosa many years ago but we still see him and his family, most recently at a Sonoma State hoops game


Double R
Along with PK, Unc and Wolv, Double R and I participated in some fierce Thursday night hoops games at the bandbox gym of that residential facility. Double R's shot was ugly but effective. He headed up to the Sacramento area a while back.


Phoenix Flyboy
PF was yet another mid 80s co-worker. As young bachelors, we commiserated over over-priced beers at Candlestick day games, where we were one of 3000 or 4000 in attendance. We shared upstate NY roots and a desire to find new careers, which we both soon did as the magic age of 30 approached. He was a communications major and I studied Spanish, so it is logical that we respectively got into the airline and telecom industries.


COLLEGE

Dr. Joe
SUNY Binghamton, which they've now decided to call Binghamton University, is where I met a couple of my closest friends. Dr. Joe and The Wig were with me at Columbia Presbyterian on the morning of February 25, 1999, before I entered the operating room for 10 1/2 hours of spinal cord surgery. I got interviewed by our school paper for an article about Dr. Joe, in which I described him as a "selfless person, a brilliant man who is the epitome of modesty". I think Dr Joe and I first bonded over 16 oz. cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon in my dorm room shortly after his break up with one of his college girlfriends. There were lots of great moments after that. We served as each others best man at our weddings.


The Wig
I've always appreciated the effort The Wig has made to stay in touch for the last 30+ years. In that article about Dr. Joe, I described him as "one of the most loyal and generous friends I've ever had". The boy from Jackson Heights, Queens has done well for himself, retiring several years back. He, Dr. Joe and I spent a magical semester at 67 Cleveland Ave. in Binghamton. It was magical because we managed not to knock one another out. After spending many years in NJ, he and his family recently moved down to Richmond.


HIGH SCHOOL

4M
4M is one of my oldest friends. I mean really old, decrepit almost. I kid. 4M, whose names all start with M, including middle and confirmation names, came to my small upstate NY community in 1969 from The Bronx. He automatically became the smartest kid in the room. As he explains it, the stuff they were teaching in our 8th grade had already been covered in his 6th and 7th grades classes at St. Nicholas of Tolentine. We did not hang together a lot in high school but did so during a stint at the local JC. We also had several card games with some of the other locals during that time. It is then that I learned to be a lousy card player. 4M moved to CA in late 70's and came back to The Bronx for a few years to show his bride his old stomping grounds. In 1983 we both headed to CA for good. We still hang and he always provides the finest wines for our get togethers.


TK
TK and I occasionally ran in the same circles during high school. He lived in the next town down Route 17, where our high school was located. We played JV hoops together. My illustrious high school hoops career ended after that. TK and I lost track of each until we both found out a few years back that we lived a half hour apart. We've enjoyed several good times since then, such as boy's weekends at UK's cabin in Kirkwood.


The UK
The Upgrade King is a Silicon Valley stalwart who often has the latest tech gadgets. He was the youngest member of our high school class, graduating at 16. After completing his degree early at Syracuse, he headed out to NorCal and never looked back, taking his first job at HP at 20. He has generously hosted the high school boys at his Kirkwood manse on several occasions. He's currently working as CEO of his own start up, with 4M as Director of Client Relations.




Friday, March 29, 2013

Iowa's Finest


http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/rep-king-r-ia-criticizes-obama-girls-vacation-220120129--politics.html

I realize politics has always been a dicey business, with strange bedfellows and all, but I have to believe that this particular brand of bullshit started some time within my life span. I doubt the opposition was busting balls about family vacations during the Eisenhower and Kennedy administrations. Rep. King does not seem to realize that the POTUS is and always has been afforded certain privileges. I have two questions for him. 
 
1. Are there possibly more pressing issues within your district or the country that you should be focused on?

2. Why are you a dick?

SB1 is growing up. I can no longer claim him as a deduction on my taxes. Ouch! He sent me a text yesterday saying he wanted to get a credit card so he can establish a credit report. That's forward thinking but it makes me a little nervous nonetheless. He's always wanted a pony.

That's all I got. I gotta head to the mall now to pick up a pair of Lululemon yoga pants.




Wednesday, March 20, 2013

NFL to Lead $60 Million Brain Injury Research

Besides for being self-serving and ass-covering, it is completely futile. Although I'm a middling fan, I'm damn glad I never played the game and my kid never displayed any interest. One of the objects of the game is for large, fast people to slam into each other. Even if you're lucky enough to never get a concussion, you're guaranteed to ruin some body part or other.

I have a new breakfast routine. I stir a little birria into my oatmeal, making it goatmeal.

This is my idea of big data.










Friday, March 01, 2013

Lazy SOB

One lousy, weak post in February.

OK, OK, I'm not an ex-blogger yet. I'm tired of being pounded daily, repeatedly told I'm not getting it done. And another thing... wait, never mind, I'm getting this blog confused with work.

So today is my blog's seventh birthday. I plan to get the cast of characters, which nobody is eagerly anticipating, done this month. Please await a subsequent post wherein I push it out again.

I do have my reasons for lack of production. There's a been a couple Hollywood break ups recently that have hit me pretty hard. It seems Simon Cowell and Carmen Electra are no longer a couple. It surprises me that that one was so short-lived. In addition, Michael Sheen and Rachel McAdams have parted ways. Sheen formerly had a long term relationship with Kate Beckinsale. He sounds like a hard luck case.

Hey, believe it or not, I got a compliment at work today. I was told I follow directions well. Here's how I envision my next review. "DJ follows directions well. He plays well with others and shares his toys. He has earned a gold star"