Shindig

As I mentioned in my last post, we got Mashie’s bash tonight here at the mansion on Gull.  The bounce houses are ready to go for the event.

I know F1 aficionado #1 can’t wait to check out this flick. He likes cars that go vroom vroom and for his entertainment to be loud and silly.

You’ve all heard the big buzz about the mayoral race in NYC.  I was planning to comment on the right losing its mind, but Charles Pierce took care of that for me. On top of the meatheads he references below, Rep. Andy Ogles, whom Pierce refers to as “a one-man ethical Superfund site", is seeking to denaturalize Mamdami. There does not seem to be a bottom.

Stephen Miller, White House Lycanthrope: 

“The commentary about NYC Democrats nominating an anarchist-socialist for Mayor omits one point: how unchecked migration fundamentally remade the NYC electorate. Democrats change politics by changing voters. That’s how you turn a city that defined U.S. dominance into what it is now ... NYC is the clearest warning yet of what happens to a society when it fails to control migration.”

Laura Loomer, White House Maniac:

“New Yorkers forgot all about the victims of 9/11 killed by Muslims. Now a Muslim Communist will be the mayor of New York City. Get out while you can ... He is literally supported by terrorists ... NYC is about to see 9/11 2.0.”

And ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States:

"The Democrats have crossed the line. Zohran Mamdani, a 100% Communist Lunatic, has just won the Dem Primary, and is on his way to becoming Mayor. We’ve had Radical Lefties before, but this is getting a little ridiculous. He looks TERRIBLE, his voice is grating, he’s not very smart, he’s got AOC+3, Dummies ALL, backing him, and even our Great Palestinian Senator, Cryin’ Chuck Schumer, is groveling over him. Yes, this is a big moment in the History of our Country!"

Enough politics. I’m back at home now.  I flew in early this morning via private jet from Venice. I’m a little pissed because I tore my Dolce & Gabbana tux, but the trip was worth it. I had a brief private chat with Jeff, and he committed to giving my new charity with $200,000,000,000 to provide food and medicine for those in need. Then I turned off my CPAP machine.