Wednesday, October 16, 2024
Thursday, September 12, 2024
You Deserve a Post Today
Today marks two weeks since my surgery. I have not had much desire to write, but then I realized that my readership has been having a tough time too, not having access to my bon mots for over two weeks.
I’m doing pretty well. The wife trots me out every morning for my ten-minute walk up the block and back. We ran into the Banker doing his constitutional earlier this week. He moves better than I do. In the afternoon I do my walk inside, which is quite exciting. I pop Advil a couple times a day, which is all that is required. Arising from a chair is a lot easier than it was and I even went out for dinner last night for the first time. I employed the cane for that. OK, that’s my medical report.
How about you guys? Are your pets safe?
Wow, that was quite a debate Tuesday. Kamala baited the hook and Donnie Darko jumped at it. I would have total contempt for the guy if he wasn’t a leader in fertilization. Even a lot of Republicans, like Frank Luntz, said he shit the bed. Hopefully he will be out of public life and in the slam in 2025. I can dream.
To my chagrin, I missed the VMAs last night. You can catch all the looks below. Some people, like Addison Rae, were wearing their underwear. Remind me why she’s famous again. I’m clearly getting old because several of these people I’ve never heard of. My celeb knowledge has its limits. Lil Nas X stopped by on his way to join Elon for the next SpaceX launch. My main disappointment was that JLo did not show up in her revenge dress.
https://www.vogue.com/slideshow/mtv-vmas-2024-red-carpet
OK people, the new NFL season is upon us. I went 14 for 16 last week, which put me in a seven-way tie for 2nd place. I plan to move into first this week with these sterling picks.
Buf Bal LAC Dal Det Ind Jax SF Sea NYJ Was LAR Pit KC Hou Phi
Friday, August 23, 2024
DJ on Substack?
I've been talking to SB1 and #1 about the possibility of migrating my blog to Substack. It is apparently easy enough that even I could do it. This would let me widen my audience, allowing people to join up via email. Conversely, it could allow people to treat it like the spam that it is.
We had a good time in NJ. I managed to keep my pants up the rest of the trip. Sonny Boy wheeled me around the beach on one of these. Mine even had an umbrella.
We also had a regular wheelchair. The six older adults went out for dinner one night. Afterward, my brother-in-law dumped me on the sidewalk when he was rolling me home. I’ve never quite understood the ill feelings he has harbored for me all these years. I treat his sister like a queen.
The DNC was lit. It is interesting the enthusiasm that can be generated when there are two decent human beings on the ticket. I just wish Kamala was as good looking as Trump. We’ve taped the whole thing. I’ll have to fast forward to the part where Beyonce shows up. I have not watched much but have done a little reading, especially Charles P. Pierce in Esquire. I sometimes send his stuff to Unc and the Wolv. That’s probably a violation of some law, but I like to live on the edge.
https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a61956817/kamala-harris-dnc-acceptance-speech/?source=nl&utm_source=nl_esq&utm_medium=email&date=082324&utm_campaign=nl36507739&GID=a299db311496f415a2e5ca233c02f2a5e378f94bdef396e576bc2d0f6c84dcbd&OO=&utm_term=TEST-%20NEW%20TEST%20-%20Sending%20List%20-%20AM%20180D%20Clicks%2C%20NON%20AM%2090D%20Opens%2C%20Both%20Subbed%20Last%2030DFox News had a different take. Hannity said the DNC’s theme was hatred and loathing. I really didn’t get that vibe on the parts I saw. They may find Trump hateful and loathsome, but that would just make them objective. Jesse Waters referred to the convention as boring. I have the same take on Jesse as the Slate writer who titled his May article "The Resting Smirk of the Bulletproof Moron". Ultimately Fox had to cut off a ranting Trump on the final night of the DNC. “He’s still talking”.
I think one could say it’s been tough on all of us.
My surgery is coming up Thursday so there may be a blog void for a bit. Or I might live blog my recovery. I’ll send a status update out via email asap afterward, possibly in an opiate induced haze.
Saturday, August 10, 2024
You From Jersey?
We flew into DC Thursday, so I got to check out SB1 and LGMG’s beautiful abode, which was a couple blocks from our VRBO. We chowed down on several pizzas that evening before heading back our basement digs, where I had to dodge the low ceiling in the living room area. SB1’s house has the same layout. I managed to get 11 or 12 hours of sleep that night, so I was ready for our only full DC day. The yutes were working so the wife and I drove to Silver Springs for brunch. The normal breakfast selections were unavailable, so I put together bacon, potatoes and eggs from side dishes, which all arrived on small plates at different times, but was serviceable.
That evening brought us to a neighborhood Basque place called Atxondo. The girls had gotten in from Portland a few hours earlier and #1’s SB1 and daughter-in-law joined us. His SB1 offered me a handshake and I decided to give him a hug, so I’ve clearly gone over to the softie side. #1’s SB1 also brought up my Air Supply parody of “I’m all out of hugs. I don’t want to touch you”. That kid has a good memory. We also had a discussion about blog names for those two, but since I’ve barely been able to name my two daughter-in-laws, that may take some time.
We shared two seafood paellas and multiple tapas, along with cocktails and a couple very reasonably priced ($36) bottles of wine. With eight of us, I was surprised that they did not tack on a service charge, but that saved me some dough when I stiffed them on the tip. #1 has not responded to my SquareCash request for payment for his youngsters.
We hit the road yesterday afternoon for the drive to Stone Harbor, NJ. SB1 had a steady hand on the wheel, dealing with lots of traffic, rain and some NJ back roads. The highlight of that drive was the stop at the Joseph Robinette Biden rest stop in Delaware. The kids decided to go with healthy choices of Popeye’s Chicken and Panda Express, while the wife and I had generic turkey sandwiches. We got in about 8:30 and my brother-in-law poured us some drinks. The rest of his family will be arriving over the next few days.
I said in my last blog that I might be getting one out from the road. I had not planned to do that quite as quickly but an interesting event transpired this morning which I thought I’d share. We had a good breakfast with my wife, SB1 and my brother-in-law. The girl and AG decided to get something to go so they could watch the Olympics women’s soccer championship game. After breakfast we were walking to the car. When crossing the main square at 96th St. and 3rd Ave, I made it about 10 feet into the crosswalk when my shorts fell down. I stated “old man alert” among the giggles and snickers and several hands trying to help me. I made it back to the curb to sort myself out before awaiting the next walk signal. I will not be posting a re-creation picture like I did on my 9/22/23 blog.
Tuesday, August 06, 2024
LAMI WHAT?
I was going to send an update via email, but I decided to text folks instead about my upcoming laminotomy on August 29 as it was quicker and shorter. Therefore, most of my readers already have the scoop. The link below will give you all the deets, although it does not refer to it as a spinal canal roto-rooter like I do.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laminotomy
I’m looking forward to the procedure. I’m hoping it allows me to ditch the cane and get back to swimming and other normal activities of a pot-bellied senior citizen with a slight limp.
I’m flying to DC tomorrow. I’ll get to see SB1 and LGMG’s house for the first time, as well as the knockoff Maltese Falcon I bought them as a housewarming gift. I think I am also committed to buying dinner for #1’s kid and his wife. At least that is what #1 tells me. After spending a few days there having SB1 wait on me hand and foot, we are off to Stone Harbor, NJ for a beach week with the in-laws and family along with my sister and LA. I’m looking forward to the ocean, although bodysurfing is probably not on my docket.
There’s been some activity in the political arena since my last post. The day after that dropped, Biden pulled out and endorsed Kamala Harris. Today she picked Tim Walz as her VP, who sagely started referring to GOPers as weird. The Dems have stopped shooting themselves in the foot, as Trump did in his NABJ interview. I’m not making any predictions but I’m feeling pretty good right now.
I saw the news that Aerosmith is retiring from touring due to Steven Tyler’s vocal injury. Some headlines referred to it as “heartbreaking”. I’m not sure about that, but inevitable might be more apt, given the guy has been screeching for over 50 years.
Football season is almost upon us. I sent in my $75 check for the pool I originally joined about ten years ago with a bunch of ATT folks. If you’d like to catch a hilarious take on each team, you can read the Why Your Team Sucks series on Defector. It is worth the $8 subscription for one month.
I may get out another post from the road, like I did from Italy, but I’m going to make sure that my pants are appropriately secured. I don’t want to disconcert anybody. And I hope everyone is having a brat summer.
Saturday, July 20, 2024
I Have Been Remiss
Thursday, July 04, 2024
American Girls
My daughter is a married woman. We came back Monday from our Portland jaunt to celebrate her wedding. In my speech I joked about a time when she wanted me to buy her an American Girl doll. When we were prepping for the speech, my wife wisely said I needed to tie that back to the event. I added “and now she has one of the best American girls ever as her wife”. I meant every word of it. And I finally have a blog name for my new daughter-in-law. She’ll be known as AG going forward.
The celebration went swimmingly, despite the fact that both my wife and I were physical wrecks. I’m hobbling around with a cane due to my spinal stenosis and wifey tested positive for COVID upon her arrival in Portland. I was supposed to get an epidural the week before but my rehab doctor saw “abnormalities” on my MRIs. Fortunately, two neurosurgeons confirmed that they were from my 1999 surgery. My spinal cord looks like five miles of bad road, although they put it in more technical terms. In any case, I will get my shot next week as my wife awaits her COVID rebound.
We kicked things off Thursday night with rooftop beers at Migration Brewery and then dinner at Kell’s Irish Pub. The joint was empty when we walked in, so I was a little concerned about the fare they’d be serving up, but all enjoyed their dinner. Sadly, my wife was isolating back at the hotel room this evening, sipping Rombauer on the patio with my sister and LA. I was able to attend as my sturdy son pushed me through the streets of Portland in a wheelchair we had rented. Our busy evening also allowed me to miss the debate.
Friday brought a family dinner at Serratto. We had a room to ourselves, and we had quite the time, as the chow and company were stellar. My better half was not there to celebrate with me, but we met up with the masked marvel shortly after at the welcome party held at the Multnomah Athletic Club. The MAC puts my posh club to shame. Fortunately, there was an outside deck where my wife could show her face and the weather cooperated. We had an excellent turnout of friends and family.
On Saturday morning Sonny Boy had a glimpse of his future life as he came to my hotel room to help me get in the shower. He didn’t have to scrub me, but I did need help getting my leg over the tub wall. He stuck around to give me a hand dressing, mainly getting that dang shirt neck buttoned. The fathers and sons wore blue tuxes we rented at Men’s Wearhouse. I must say we all looked dapper.
SB and I arrived at the venue about 1:30 for the 4pm ceremony. We had pictures taken but there was also a lot of sitting around. We grabbed a bite to eat after the snaps, then nervously awaited go time.
It was a bit cloudy as we all lined up for the procession but were assured that there was a zero chance of precipitation. Wobbly and misty DJ along with the Mrs. managed to get the girl to her designated spot. I had a brief scare when I realized I was stepping on her train as I was about to hand her off, but I managed some unlikely fancy footwork.
The ceremony started with the bridesmaids taking their seats and the brothers standing at the ready with the rings. The ebullient officiant did an fantastic job, and everything came together without a hitch, except for the few rain drops we felt. After their first kiss as a married couple, the brides proceeded back down the aisle to the whoops of the crowd.
We managed to get some pre-arranged village pictures done before the rain started in earnest. All took cover and grabbed a drink, and we got more extended family pictures taken under shelter. After the cocktail hour we repaired upstairs for a family style dinner of salad, beet salad, risotto, chicken and salmon. The girls had been impressed during their food tasting the month before, and rightly so. The pinot was flowing freely. I’m a Zin snob but the wine was excellent. Even 4M said so.
My two nieces and nephew serenaded the crowd at the beginning of dinner with a mash up of Adele’s Feel My Love and Taylor’s Lover. Those kids are talented as hell and knocked it out of the park. Or out of the winery, if you’re looking for accuracy.
The maids of honor did a great job with their speeches, touching and sincere. AG’s dad cracked us up with his. Then we were up. Nobody can bat 1.000. Actually, I thought my wife did very well although she was saying hers was mechanical. She did use cue cards, but the emotion was real. Mine was pretty good too although I stumbled a bit. Speaking of stumbling, the girl managed to save our father/daughter dance by holding me up for the duration of it.
I sat most of the rest of the night while a bunch of youngsters and the braver adults jumped around on the dance floor. It was interesting to see several six-foot-tall young women in five-inch heels putting on their best moves. They were still rocking when the wife and I left, arriving at the hotel at the unheard-of hour of 11pm.