Summer Hiatus
I'll
be back in late July. I understand. It hurts me too.
As
I've not had an original thought in some time, I'm turning to
the FCPD log.
07:12
Suspicious Circumstances 140619011 Occurred on Gull Av, Fcy. RP
requests to speak to an Officer regarding a broken bottle found in
her driveway last night. Advice rendered. Disposition: Completed.
It
was not the wife. Not sure if she was expecting an APB to be put out
for the bottle breaker. The advice rendered was "get a broom
and dustpan".
12:00
Property for Destruction 140619030 Occurred on Harvester Dr, Fcy.
Front counter RP turning in firearms for destruction. Disposition:
Report Taken.
Now
all we have to do is get the rest of the gun toting American
population to do the same and we'll have one of our largest social
problems solved.
15:21
Abandoned Vehicle 140619044 Occurred on Mullet Ct, Fcy. Report of a
motorhome and an associated red truck parked at the entrance to the
court for 4 days. Owner is also working on the motorhome. Subject
contacted and advised of City Ordinance; motorhome to be moved
tomorrow between 0600 - 0700 hrs. Disposition: Abated/Advised.
Did
he have a mullet on Mullet Ct.? You might be a redneck...
15:58
Harassing Phone Calls 653M PC 140619046 Occurred on E 3D Av, Fcy. RP
at the front counter reports receiving threatening text messages from
a known party. Advice rendered. Disposition: Service Provided.
I've
been reading several references lately to this type of behavior,
whether it is email, text messages, anonymous internet comments, etc.
People are getting away from the fact that a threat or insult, at
least in a face to face manner, can often lead to a busted nose or
lip. That's why I'm never snarky.
19:09
Accident Non-Injury 140612074 Occurred at Beach Park Bl/Jamaica, Fcy.
RP hit a dog that ran out into the street causing damage to her
vehicle. Dog owner's came and drove off with dog without providing
information. RP No report desired at this time. Incident number
provided. . Disposition: Service Provided.
I
find this one odd. In these type of instances, I expect the damage
to be done to the dog.
20:28
Citizen Assist 140612077 Occurred on Santa Catalina Ln, Fcy. Front
counter RP reports receiving a call from a subject who claims the
RP's number was left on vehicle that was hit while parked, however
the RP has not hit any vehicles. RP advised to refer caller to PD. Disposition: Service Provided.
From
the non-celebrity version of Punk'd.
14:03
Suspicious Circumstances 140611048 Occurred on Edgewater Bl, Fcy.
Front counter RP reports strange occurrences on his laptop. Advice
rendered. . Disposition: Service Provided.
The
FCPD should probably release an extensive list of reasons not to call
them.
16:25 Animal Calls - Other 140611070 Occurred at Catamaran. , Fcy. RP rpts her 13yr old son found a dog. Dog determined to be a Pomeranian; PHS to handle. . Disposition: Completed.
For
the uninitiated, PHS stands for Pomeranian Handling Society
18:12
Petty Theft 140611080 Occurred on Bounty Dr, Fcy. Via Spanish
translator, RP reports that his girlfriend stole $300 from his
apartment this afternoon. . Disposition: Report Taken.
Hey,
won't you play another somebody done somebody wrong song.
Occurred
on Emerald Bay Ln, Fcy. Resident reports two WMA's "mulling
around" the complex. . Disposition: Gone On Arrival.
Insert
your own wise ass remark here.
05:53
Citizen Assist 140606015 Occurred at Foster City Police Dept on E
Hillsdale Bl. , Fcy. Subj at the front counter requesting to use a
phone to contact the FBI. Advised that we are not able to provide a
public phone. . Disposition: Completed.
07:31
Welfare Check 140606017 Occurred at Foster City Police Dept on E
Hillsdale Bl. , Fcy. Subj at the front counter requesting to
assistance in contacting the FBI. Subj referred to the SF branch. .
Disposition: Completed.
The
FCPD does not take kindly to someone trying to go over their head but
persistence pays off.
09:35
Missing Juvenile 140606023 Occurred at Tarpon. , Fcy. RP rpts a
juvenile is late. Subj left home at 0835 and was due at at 0850hrs.
Area check made with negative results. Contact made with the
juvenile's mother who declined any further PD assistance. .
Disposition: Completed.
My
mom always made it easy. She would have said "be home by 9,
when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 9"
16:10
Suspicious Circumstances 140607059 Occurred on Tarpon, Fcy. Anonymous
RP reports 2 suspicious males who are drilling into the sidewalk. .
Disposition: Gone On Arrival.
Suburban
wildcatters
16:37
Suspicious Circumstances 140607061 Occurred on Sea Spray Ln, Fcy.
Resident reports a BMA sitting in the lobby for approx 20-25 mins. RP
states the subject has his phone plugged in and doesn't believe he
lives in the complex. Subject is waiting for a friend who lives on
the second floor and is supposed to meet him at 1700 hrs. .
Disposition: Service Provided.
Cited
for wantonly using 10 to 15 cents worth of electricity
16:46
Citizen Assist 140607063 Occurred on Matsonia Dr, Fcy. Assistance
requested by resident for a quality of life (telephone) issue. .
Disposition: Service Provided.
What
the hell does that mean?
17:49
Accident Non-Injury 140605043 Occurred on Foster City Bl., Fcy. RP
reports that a staff member damaged her blue Maserati while driving
it, causing $1,000 in damage. No report desired and advice rendered.
Disposition: Service Provided.
Was that staff member your chauffeur? By the way, if you don't want a report, why are you a reporting party?
13:09
Suspicious Circumstances 140604042 Occurred on Jamaica, Fcy. RP
reports finding a trail of blood spots and a feather on her walkway.
Determined to most likely be animal or bird blood. Advice rendered.
Disposition: Abated/Advised
A
blast from the past. About 20 years ago I was riding the 30 Stockton
through Chinatown. The lady sitting next to me had a shopping bag on
the floor which did not want to remain stationary. A fellow transit
patron inquired about it, whereupon we learned it was a chicken. I
don't think it was a pet.
19:55
Suspicious Person 140604076 Occurred at Beach Cove Apts. on
Catamaran. Fcy. RP saw three teens, one in beige clothing and two in
black clothing, jump the wall at the rear of Marlin Cove and head
into Beach Cove Apts. Area check made. Disposition: Gone On Arrival.
Beige
and black are their school colors.
01:29
Commercial Burglary 140602001 Occurred at Costco Wholesale on Metro
Center Bl. , Fcy. Audible alarm, receiving area motion. Disposition:
False Alarm.
03:39
Commercial Burglary 140602002 Occurred at Costco Wholesale on Metro
Center Bl. , Fcy. Audible alarm, Receving area. Disposition: Not
Dispatched.
Groundhog
Day
18:15
Citizen Assist 140529060 Occurred at Foster City Police Dept on E
Hillsdale Bl.Fcy. RP at the front counter with documents she would
like an officer to look at. All documents looked at and added to file
at RP's request, but their is no evidence of a crime. . Disposition:
Service Provided.
RP
advised to use spell check.
11:32
Suspicious Person 140530036 Occurred at Comet Dr/Balclutha Dr, Fcy.
RP rpts an older male subj on a bicycle that is in possesion of a
tool used to remove catalytic converters; tool is in his pant leg.
WMA 40-50yrs , bro hair, beard wearing a work shirt and jeans. Subj
contacted and determined to be doing work in the area and riding back
and forth transporting tools. . Disposition: Checks Ok.
He
had "bro hair"? Was he sporting an Afro pick as well? Usually
workers with tools have trucks.
14:37
Welfare Check 140531042 Occurred at Peninsula Jewish Community Ctr on
Foster City Bl. Fcy. PJCC staff report a single-stall restroom door
locked for over an hour with someone possibly inside. Cancelled:
staff got the door open and the stall was empty. . Disposition:
Cancelled.
A
mischievous punk locking the door and crawling out is not a police
matter.
20:12
Health & Safety Code Violation 140531083 Occurred at Ryan Park on
E Hillsdale Bl. Fcy. Several subjects near the Hilltop wine booth
smoking marijuana. Area checked and contact made with three subjects.
All checked fine. No merit. Disposition: Completed.
21:47
Disturbance 415 PC 140531089 Occurred on Beach Park Bl, Fcy.
Downstairs neighbors smoking marijuana and it is coming into RP's
unit. Ongoing issue, RP states neighbors do have medical marijuana
cards, however they do nothing to ventilate
smoke
and have windows open. Resident contacted and will close windows.
Disposition: Completed.
We'll
close with Reefer Madness Foster City Style