Your Post-Birthday Post

To start off, it is time for me to come clean. I have temporary lip fillers.

Have you heard about the Dad Bod? I've had one for years.

My brother is putting the crowbar to his wallet tonight and taking me and sis and our significant others out for bday dinner. We're heading to SoMa for a little hipster watching and dinner at Bar Agricole.

As I'm sure you know, Zayn Malik recently departed One Direction, which Stephen Hawking and Noel Gallagher had opinions about. I was not too happy about it myself but I want what is best for Zayn. The thing that really bothers me is the Twitter feud he had with ex-bandmate Louis Tomlinson. We all need to let Zayn shine with his own light.

Last Saturday was the wife's birthday so I decided to re-use my Dead Flowers reference in my personalized birthday card to her. I like to create these because they are so much more meaningful and I don't have to blow three bucks at Safeway. Dead Flowers are one of the things she was not getting for her birthday. That day was also World Naked Gardening Day. We waited until we got back from Monterey Sunday to participate. Our neighbors called the cops.

Due to an aversion to academic rigor, I've never much been into science. However, I did find this article interesting. It reminded me of Don Rickles' line "What do you want me to do, drop my pants and fire a rocket?"

http://tinyurl.com/k8sotxy