Police Action

09:08 Suspicious Circumstances 131004021

Occurred on Flying Mist Isle, Fcy. RP rpts finding a cup of soup in her kitchen; unknown how it got there. Possibly left by a neighbor who has access to the residence. . Disposition: Checks Ok.

I'm making my split pea soup today but I ain't giving any away.

23:09 Reckless Driving 23103 VC 131005085

Occurred at Portal Ln/East Court Ln, Fcy. RP reports that a dark vehicle with blue headlights, possibly a Honda, was doing a sideshow and almost hit him. Vehicle L/S heading north on Portal towards Tower Ln. Area check made. . Disposition: Gone On Arrival.

I guess I'm out of it. I had to consult Urban Dictionary for the definition of sideshow.

18:14 Citizen Assist 131009067

Occurred on Comet Dr, Fcy. Rp reported her Macbook pro was lost/stolen while at SFO a year ago and now rp is receiving cloud message that the laptop is at 857 Comet Dr. Rp was unable to locate the serial number at this time and will callback when she locates it.  Disposition: Not Dispatched.

I never get cloud messages.

16:21 Traffic Hazard 131010041

Occurred at Foster City Bl/E Hillsdale Bl, Fcy. Unoccupied disabled vehicle reported southbound Foster City Blvd. in the left turn pocket. UTL driver, R/O. Palm Avenue call for tow. Driver returned with fuel. Tow/case canceled. Roadway clear. . Disposition: Completed.

My wife and I had this argument recently. I have NEVER run out of gas in my life. It just requires a little planning ahead. As a matter of fact, I just got back from filling my tank.

16:48 Lost Property 131010045

Occurred at Sand Harbor on Shell Bl. , Fcy. Rp at the front counter to report lost Indian passport. Lost within past 2-3 years to this September. . Disposition: Report Taken.

I lost a pen in the 8th grade. I'm wondering if I should report it.

17:29 Fire Assist 131010050

Occurred at Windsurfer Park on E 3D Av. , Fcy. Assistance rendered to FCFD for a windsurfer in distress. .

Disposition: Outside Assist / Mutual Aid Given.

18:12 Fire Assist 131010056

Occurred at Windsurfer Park on E 3D Av. , Fcy. Assistance rendered to FCFD for a windsurfer in distress. Disposition: Outside Assist / Mutual Aid Given.

Same dude? Maybe its time to go home.

12:46 Suspicious Person 130927044

Occurred at Citihomes on East Court Ln. , Fcy. Rp at the front counter rpts a male and female at the pool, possibly smoking marijuana as well as being involved in an overly physical relationship. Area checked with negative results. . Disposition: Gone On Arrival.

"Overly physical" is what we call it in polite society.

23:40 Fire Assist 130927099

Occurred on Binnacle Ln, Fcy. Assistance rendered to FCFD for an odor investigation. . Disposition: Completed.

"Yes ma'am, that is definitely an odor"

03:29 Disturbance 415 PC 130928011

Occurred on Bounty Dr, Fcy. RP is a taxi driver and reports that his passenger departed the cab before payment was complete and disappeared into the complex. Passenger contacted at his residence, had misunderstood the payment process, payment was made, situation mediated.

So what was the passenger's version of the payment process?

13:09 Suspicious Vehicle 130928040

Occurred on Pinta Ln, Fcy. Rp reports he came upon an unoccupied parked vehicle with a windshield sun visor displayed Need Help Call Police in the windshield. Checks fine, Vehicle owner simply displaying wrong side of windshield visor. . Disposition: Checks Ok.

Moron alert

10:01 Disturbance 415 PC 130929026

Occurred on Metro Center Bl. , Fcy. Rp rpts a male wearing a Batman t-shirt was yelling and screaming at she an her mother after a parking lot altercation. Area checked UTL. Rp contacted. . Disposition: Abated/Advised.

It was Christian Bale. He mistook them for the lighting crew.

10:23 Traffic Hazard 130929027

Occurred at Orchard Supply Hardware on Metro Center Bl. , Fcy. Rp rpts one of the signal lights is not facing oncoming traffic. Intersection checked fine as does nearby intersections. . Disposition: Checks Ok.

Which way was it facing pal?

16:04 Citizen Assist 130929045

Occurred at Mormon Church on Shell Bl. , Fcy. Citizen at the front counter would like to speak to an Officer regarding a verbal dispute btwn her and a fellow partitioner. Information/advice given. . Disposition: Service Provided.

What were they partitioning? Oh, oh, you mean parishioner. Sorry.

13:10 Citizen Assist 130926051

Officer initiated activity on Foster City Bl, Foster City. Citizen flag down. Directions given. Disposition:Service Provided.

13:13 Citizen Assist 130926052

Officer initiated activity on Foster City Bl, Foster City. Citizen flag down for information/advice. Disposition: Service Provided.

Here's the advice. Do not flag down the cops unless you have an urgent matter.

05:47 Other Code Offense 130924007

Occurred on Vespucci Ln, Fcy. Rp rpts he left his White Iphone 4S in a rental car and using "find my phone" it appears to be on Vespucci. Phone located inside the rental car and booked as found property . Rp advised. Disposition: Report Taken.

Download the chucklehead app

16:48 Citizen Assist 130924051

Occurred on Emerald Bay Ln, Fcy. Resident at the front counter with a list of phone numbers she has been receiving annoying calls from. Advice given. . Disposition: Service Provided.

I love the call blocking feature on my phone. All my readers are on it.

19:31 Traffic Hazard 130924061

Occurred at Jamaica/Port Royal Av, Fcy. Resident reporting vehicles not stopping at sign now and would like a unit to monitor. . Disposition: Completed.

Did it happen to be a STOP sign?