All FCPD, All The Time

Happy Friday the 13th. FCPD log with my remarks in italics.

00:25 Misc Noise Complaint

Occurred on Gull Av, Fcy. Report of a loud humming sound in the area. Determined PG&E working on a complaint in the area. Disposition: Completed.

You've heard of whistle while you work. PGE guys like to hum.

02:13 Suspicious Circumstances

Occurred on Killdeer Ct, Fcy. RP reports she can hear and see several subjects in military-style uniforms in her house and attic. Residence exterior and interior check clear, and is secure. . Disposition: Abated/Advised.

Can she smell them too? Perhaps spending too much time playing video games.

04:35 Disturbance 415

Occurred on Killdeer Ct, Fcy. RP reports that a neighbor and a friend have been campedout in one of her bedrooms for ten hours. Residence checks secure inside and out. Disposition: Unfounded.

Tents and everything?

13:11 Parking Violation

Occurred at Polynesia Dr/Chrysopolis Dr, Fcy. Rpt of a vehicle parked an extendeddistance from the curb.Owner contacted and vehicle moved. . Disposition: Abated/Advised.

No problem. Just take a cab to the curb.

13:46 Shoplifting

Occurred at Costco Wholesale on Metro Center Bl. , Fcy. Cooperative shoplifter incustody. Millbrae resident was cited and released for petty theft. . Disposition: Arrest Made.

Cooperative shoplifters are my favorite kind.

09:57 Citizen Assist

Occurred at Recreation Center on Shell Bl. , Fcy. RP rpts 4 male subjs have played oncourt #4 for over 1 hour and are refusing to leave. All parties contacted; situationmediated. . Disposition: Disposition: Abated/Advised.

Make it, take it. You rule the court until you lose, baby

09:41 Suspicious Circumstances

Occurred at E 3D Av/Mariners Island Bl, Fcy. RP rpts that unk objects are being launchedin the air from an unk location. Area check made with negative results. . Disposition: mGone On Arrival.

It was the guys in military-style uniforms on Kildeer.

11:46 Disturbance 415 PC

Occurred at Gull Park on Gull Av. , Fcy. Rpt of 2 juveniles on the roof of the bathroom. Disposition: Gone On Arrival.

Not on my street! I chased the punks away.

13:17 Animal Calls - Other

Officer initiated activity at Edgewater Bl/Antares Ln, Foster City. Wandering chihuahua located and containted. Animal Control responds and takes custody. . Disposition: Outside Assist / Mutual Aid Given.

When asked for a comment, the chihuahua said "Drop the chalupa".

16:05 Civil Case

Occurred on Flying Fish, Fcy. Assistance requested due to problems with RP's Comcast VOIP service. Advice was rendered. Disposition: Service Provided.

1-800-COMCAST Idiot

21:30 Misc Noise Complaint

Occurred on Pompano Cir, Fcy. RP reports a loud party on Pompano Circle. Male voices heard chanting and cheering. Several subjects contacted in the park: determined to be members of church group wrapping up a weekend activity. . Disposition: Abated/Advised.

A bunch of rowdy bastards is the reason I left the church.

23:16 Suspicious Vehicle

Occurred on Ribbon St, Fcy. RP reports a suspicious male has been sitting in a silver or gold Toyota Camry and talking on a phone for the past hour. Determined to be a nearby resident who has now completed his telephone conversation and went inside his residence. Disposition: Checks Ok.

Are you sure it wasn't a Prius? Because I know a suspicious dude on Ribbon.

23:50 Suspicious Person

Occurred on Beach Park Bl, Fcy. RP reports a suspicious WMA was singing and sniffling and last seen in the parking lot possibly being picked up by an unknown vehicle Disposition: Gone On Arrival.

Was he singing and sniffling at the same time? If so, send him on over

to America's Got Talent.

00:47 Missing Person - Adult

Occurred on Menhaden Ct, Fcy. RP reports that his adult son is missing and was last seen leaving their residence at 2315 HRS on 09/07/2013. Subject contacted via his cell phone and is out with his friends. NFPAD. . Disposition: Unfounded.

Next time, let your mom know you're going out for a few pops with the boys.

18:14 Vehicle Code Violation 130908057

Occurred at Chesapeake Av/Bodega, Fcy. Report of yellow Farrari speeding up and down Chesapeake and Bodega. . Disposition: Gone On Arrival.

I'm glad it wasn't a Ferrari. Those things are fast.