Before and After

As I posted on my FB page, I won't be able to work my culinary magic for a few months due to our kitchen re-model, or Linoleum Blownaparte, as my bud The Wolv called it. What I'm wondering is whether my wife might be able to begin working culinary magic once we have the new kitchen. Oh, why the hell start now?! Don't fear for my safety, She's like most folks. She hasn't read my blog for a while. Hey, I've stuck to the renewed SLA so far.