Celeb Update

As I mentioned last time, I got together with the boys Friday night. TCG showed up as well since his wife let him out. Nothing of interest was said all evening. Therefore we are going t talk about celebrities. Instead of me posting dopey comments on my FB page, I'm going to post dopey comments here. I'll do this while listening to The Lemonheads channel on Pandora. Try it some time.

The hot one, which clamorous rag HuffPo was all over, is the burgeoning rift between the Kardashian and Couric camps. Of course, I have not read the whole article, as that would be a greater waste of time than reading my blog. But I have managed to capture the gist of the issue. Apparently Katie send Kim a baby gift and now Kim is calling Katie a fake media friend. KK calling anybody fake is a stretch. If you want more, do your own academic research.

In other Kardashian news, Kourtney's paternity test has proven that Scott Disick is the father. Not something to be proud of, but apparently better than the alternative. Now that this chapter has come to a close, I think we should all go back to respecting their privacy.

For the trifecta, you got rumors of Lamar cheating on Khloe. Yes, it hurts me too.

4M alerted me to the fact that Charlie Sheen is on vacation with three porn stars. He'll be dead soon.

Helen Hunt was reportedly a knockout at 50 in a bathing suit. Not unattractive, but let's lighten up on the hyperbole.

Lots of barely clothed Miley Cyrus news. I think we should all keep in mind that is is pretty warm in L.A. in the summer.

I'm going to ask for their definition of "off our radar"

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/15/random-celebrity-couples_n_3749610.html?icid=maing-grid7|main5|dl6|sec1_lnk3%26pLid%3D359012

It is difficult to comprehend that there is an entire industry devoted to reporting this crap. But it is not my role to think too much.