She Turned Me Into A Newt

I got better

The polls have turned Newt Gingrich into the latest Republican flavor of the month. Don't worry. He'll get better. He can then get back to hawking crap, buying jewelry and cruising the Greek Isles. The next guy who will have his day in the sun is Jon Huntsman. I'm expecting a surge in his poll numbers of between 2% and 3%. I think he has even better hair than Romney. Ultimately there will be a Mitt in the middle GOP group hug, who will get his ass kicked by Obama.

My pal 4M sends me blog material from time to time. He doesn't read the blog. He just sends ideas. The latest was a WSJ article about a mattress manufacturer named Kluft that has a couple models, at $33k and $44k per. If they have a built in CPAP and are stuffed with cash, I might be interested. Otherwise I'll leave those for people with too much money.

It's pretty crazy what people will spend money on. Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak spent $58,00 on a wedding dress. Why not put that money aside for prudent future use, like a divorce attorney.

Speaking of the subject, Kris Humphries came to his senses and will sign the papers. That's a no brainer bud. Run and don't look back.

I'm planning to round up the boys for a movie night. Who's in for Breaking Dawn?