Perjury Taylor Greene

Jimmy Kimmel’s team came up with that one and I applaud them. Back on 5/16/07, I posted about another forgetful Republican and referenced the below song, which fits MTG to a T.  If you’re looking for more info on her testimony, tune into CNN+.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k_ZRyws8Uc

The wife and I are heading to NYC next month, so I tried to make reservations at a two Michelin star joint named Gabriel Kreuther.  I’ve been having a little trouble with the on-line system, which leads me to the conclusion that they don’t want a peasant like me at their place. Why the hell do I want to go there anyway?  Because I am as pretentious as the next guy.  I had asked The Wig if he was familiar with it, but he was not. He asked what I was doing in NYC. I explained that the UN had asked me to speak on the proliferation of lousy blogs, as mine is a prime example.  Did you read that last post? What a snooze fest! I couldn’t even come up with a good joke about getting UV rays on my nut sack.

On that same topic, my bud Unc was under the impression that you had to do the testicle tanning at red stop lights. I let him know that that is just one option, and that Fox News is putting ladders to and seats atop selected red lights for that purpose. What? Is that any weirder than the rest of the shit that comes out of Fox?

We had a nice time last weekend for Greek Easter, or Greaster as I’ve referred to it previously.  TCG’s Sonny Boy #1 hosted this event at his new home by the railroad tracks. Fret not, he lives on the right side. We did a traditional egg cracking contest, which I lost on the first round so I don’t want to talk about it anymore.  We had quite a feast and I even had some of the lamb, which I normally eschew. Tasty stuff.  Greek beers and Ouzo were also featured. I tried to behave myself, so I get invited back next year.

I’d like to congratulate #1, who is wrapping up a stellar corporate career tomorrow.  He will still be on the payroll for another month or so to be available to answer questions, such as “What the hell did you do with those yellow highlighters?” and “How did you unjam the printer last time?”