DJ's Detritus

A Creative Writing Class Dropout's Last Refuge

Wednesday, March 16, 2022

Back By Popular Demand

I told the boys last night that I was thinking about getting a post up yesterday to avoid getting crap on the weekly call, but I was tied up with other important activities, like doing crosswords and getting in some laps at the pool. In any case, I should not have feared derision from these gentle souls.  They really want to hear my thoughts and views, and I appreciate it. #1 mentioned the date of my last post and even a busy scientist like The Belgian asked me to send him my blog link. I got such a warm and fuzzy. You buying any of this?

I got Kanye West and Pete Davidson on my mind.  I’m sensing those two will never be friends.  There was a headline today that Kanye feared Pete would get Kim addicted to drugs, but I think the only addiction she needs to be worried about is undeserved fame. Plus, I though Petey had given up the weed.  He does get to go into space via Bezos’ dick rocket, although I thought he was already there. Did you see Kim’s recent advice?  She stated "I have the best advice for women in business. Get your effing ass up and work. It seems like nobody wants to work these days." Preposterous, no? What the hell is your definition of work?  I’ll play prognosticator and say that Pete/Kim will be over before the end of the summer.

Anyone want to know who’s flashing next level toned abs?  Ok, I’ll move on.

The wife and I are heading to Bellota at the end of the month for some tapas and Tempranillo and maybe some squid ink paella.  I decided I wanted to stay out of the city until then because I’m scared of robots.  Why?  Because robots are strong. 



My bud The Wig is connected. He’s having a fund raiser at his stately Richmond home for three Virginia congresswomen.  I was thinking about making a donation and stopping in for the event, but he has stipulated that no SUNY Binghamton alumni attend besides for himself.  The Wig is a solid citizen, and his wife has done tireless volunteer work for the Democratic Party, so I wish them the best for this event.  I can’t even get an audience with the mayor of Foster City.

Lauren Boebert is owning the libs again.  She said she yelled during SOTU because she was speaking up for fallen military heroes. She referenced a letter from the mother of a lieutenant corporal, a rank that doesn’t exist.  I think we should give her and MTG honorary ranks of General Nuts in the Space Force. Either that or get the Gazpacho after them.

OK people. Get your picks in for my Yahoo NCAA tourney and enjoy a pint of Guinness tomorrow. I’ll close with this humorous article I recently came across regarding the patron saint of Long Island.

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