ebay

Who's the wiseass with the "bigbrain" ebay handle that sent me the complete first season of Gilmore Girls? You will pay.

I saw a dude walking a couple Yorkies down my street the other day. Poor bastard. If you ever catch me perambulating with a pair of precious pups, put me out to pasture.

I heard a car commercial on the way to work. They were touting the fact that it had a rear view camera, Bluetooth and was Pandora compatible. My reaction was: "That's great! Does it come with tires?"

I had a nice little present wrapped and addressed to Kensington Palace but the royals have put the kibosh on that.

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I'm heading up to Kirkwood with the high school bros tomorrow. The UK is putting on a spread for Friday dinner and we'll do our favorite Tahoe steakhouse, Ciera, for dinner Saturday. I invited one of our East Coast classmates I hadn't talked to in 20 year, but he couldn't make it..

The Wig sent me this pic from his vacation in Greece. We haven't spoken since.