DJ's Detritus

A Creative Writing Class Dropout's Last Refuge

Saturday, January 17, 2015

Ye Olde Cuddle Shoppe

I'm disappointed in myself. I like to think I stay ahead of important cultural trends. For example, besides for TMZ and People, who knows more about celebrity baby names than me. But I had to rely on my perspicacious friend The Wig to alert me to the growth in the cuddle industry, detailed in the below article. In past blogs I've made mention of the fact that I'm not much of a hugger. Although it may seem counter-intuitive, I'm big on cuddling, and I'm willing to pay for it. I'm hoping to find a local cuddle concern that will allow me to bring my emotional support pig with me.


Foster City is developing three new parks and they'd like us to help name them, I was discussing this with SB1 when he was home. We decided that the new one out by the bridge should become Feral Cat Park. Feel free to make your own contribution.


I've heard commercials on the radio recently for cheap LASIK. If there's anything I want to save money on, its eye surgery.

As you know, I'm in telecom business. And loving it. I thought I'd share an interesting historical tidbit I came across recently. There's a picture in my office of San Jose's first telephone subscriber, in 1897. For his number, he chose 3.

What about celebrity news, DJ? OK, it looks like Tara Reid has been fairly active of late. She posted some nude pics on Instagram and then went bowling in her bra. These are noble pursuits. Chelsea Handler is also a naked Instagram poster. However that institution has a strict no nudity policy. DJ's Detritus has no such prudish concerns, as I proved early on in my 2/18/07 post.

Lastly, it looks like Adele Dazeem will be singing the national anthem at Super Bowl XLIX.

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