Mon Dieu

I can't believe the French were staging violent protests over raising the retirement age from 60 to 62. What a bunch of whiners! I'd be happy as a pig in shit if I could pack it in at 62. Plus they had to cancel Lady Gaga's Paris concerts as a result.

The cops recently found a "drunk, angry and naked" Charlie Sheen in a NYC hotel room. That cat is going to end up on a slab soon.

Sad news from the cephalopod world today. Paul the psychic octopus has breathed his last. His parting words? Giants in six.