Doing The Hip Trip

I was listening to alternative radio yesterday. Its just something I do once in a while, in an attempt to be hip. The DJ was saying that Stone Temple Pilots, aka STP, were taking a break from their touring schedule. However, I think it was a brief one because it looks like they'll be making their November 1 show at The Warfield. This has got to be great news to those of you still living in 1994.

Speaking of STP - the motor oil additive, not the band - their distinctive oval stickers were popular when I was a youngster. I think I had one on my bike. That's probably because we did not have a car to put it on. Car culture was alive and well in my little town, which made us a family of outcasts, at least until my brother reached the age when he could become the family chauffeur, a mantle I proudly assumed a few years later

I'm thinking about naming my abdominal muscles. I'm open to suggestions.

Lastly, I'd like to make one point crystal clear. I'm not a warlock. I'm you, only better.