Vitter Is a Bitter Critter

Cuz he got caught putting Li’l Dave where he oughtn’t. But he ain’t no quitter, as evidenced by the unapologetic mea culpa during his press conference earlier this week. That’s right; he has too much work to do for his constituents. His wife came off much better. Her statement had more than a patina of sincerity. And I liked her outfit. The only suggestion I would make is that she top it off with a “Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat” from designer Bob Dylan.