Ciao Sorella

My sister has flown off to her new East Coast adventure.  She and her fat cat Willie took a redeye to Newark.  Willie got the appropriate amount of cat tranquilizer, which made the flight far easier.  I understand that cat tranquilizer is being proposed in some circles as a COVID cure.  Who knew?

So Sis will be hanging with a bud in CT for a few weeks while she awaits her furniture to arrive at her new Westchester digs.  I’ve made a note on my calendar for February to check in with her regarding the weather.  And when she gets settled, we can resume our options trading routine.  I plan to get a little more serious now and will be buying a dart board to pick the winners.

In celeb news, Mo’Nique has been showing off her slimed down figure, which reminded me of that Nickelodeon show Double Dare, in which the kids get hit with green slime.

I’ve mentioned Magary’s WYTS series a few times recently.  He’s hilarious but the fans that comment are almost as funny.  The Bills are up now and here’s a few fan comments.

"When people tell me they’re taking their kids to a Bills game, I contemplate calling Child Protective Services."

"Most of Bills Mafia is a pack of barely-made-it-out-of-high-school mediocrities who spend eighty percent of their income on season tickets to games that they’re too drunk and concussed to remember. They all live in the frozen wasteland between the city of Buffalo and the Pennsylvania state line, flying Trump flags outside of their shanties and sleeping with a gun next to the bed in case Antifa shows up one night to steal the tractor."

"August 2022: Cole Beasley is the governor of breakaway Upstate New York. The seceded state’s flag is a silhouette of a mullet. Bills change logo to a vaccine card with “HIPPA” misspelled in crayon. Terry and Kim Pegula move the team to Florida, where they have been bunkered since refusing to issue refunds to fans for home games forfeited after Bills’ locker room unvax’d COVID outbreak. At the same time they’re paying four fired Sabres head coaches. We deserve every bit of it."

The NFL season kicks off Thursday and The Spiral of the Ancient Quarterback will crush the Cowboys.  Here are the picks from my pool for week 1.  Empty your savings account and head to Vegas.  Hugs!

TB Jax LAC Sea Car Cin Ten SF Buf Atl KC GB NYG Mia LAR Bal