The Wig Is Old

The Wig, whom I’ve herein described alternately as "one of the most loyal and generous friends I've ever had" and "a shadowy figure from Queens", hits 63 today.  I decided I needed to get this post up before I call him with well wishes.  He’ll be overjoyed when he finds out he is the lead subject of today’s post.  I consider it my birthday gift to him.  We get to connect with him and the Mrs. later this month at his new Richmond manse, where SB1 recently visited.  We’re hoping to coax Dr. Joe and wife up from NC for the event.

I had a minor complaint about underboob coverage in my last post and it seems Yahoo got the message.  I caught the first article below where Miley combined underboob and a thong in a modest display.  She is also learning how to operate a tractor, so she has a means of employment when she goes broke and people stop paying attention to her.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/miley-cyrus-just-simultaneously-showed-141241464.html

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/miley-cyrus-rode-tractor-sparkly-155540069.html

I caught two offbeat obits in the NYT yesterday.  The first states that Frenchy Cannoli’s “hash was paradigm shifting."  I’ve had my paradigm shifted a few times, but I wouldn’t mind getting my hands on some of his product if it is still extant. And Rickie Lee Jones’ first hit inspiration has shuffled off this mortal coil.

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/31/us/frenchy-cannoli-dead.html?action=click&module=Well&pgtype=Homepage&section=Obituaries

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/30/arts/chuck-e-weiss-dead.html?action=click&module=Well&pgtype=Homepage&section=Obituaries

As #1 said, leave the gun, take the cannoli.