Malodorous

Madonna launched a new fragrance last week. It's called Truth Or Dare and smells like desperation. I launched a fragrance just last night and it didn't do anything but piss off the wife.

I saw a dude wearing a pair of Uggs at Peets last week. Is that acceptable in proper society?

Here's a good article on tats:

http://www.slate.com/articles/life/doonan/2012/04/how_common_are_tattoos_too_common_.html

Does anyone give a damn, besides me of course, about the meaning behind celebrity tattoos?