DJ's Detritus

A Creative Writing Class Dropout's Last Refuge

Friday, March 09, 2012

So

Were you expecting a post yesterday? What am I, a machine?

I caught this headline on Google News

Trump: Peyton should go to Miami

DJ says Trump should shut the hell up and mind his own business. And Peyton ought to retire so he can still walk when he's my age.

Via a Maxim interview, the world now knows what Jennifer Love Hewitt's favorite body part is. Here's a quote from the brilliant actress.

"It's horrible to say, but I like my boobs. They've always served me well. They're good."

Yes, Jennifer, it is horrible to say. So why don't you join The Donald and put a lid on it.

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