Happy Pi Day

The madness begins. After I publish this latest masterpiece, I'm going to go watch the tape delayed Cal game so I can burn through the commercials.

I talked to my bud The Wig last night. He stated that my recent posts were not sitcom material. Given the dismal state of sitcoms, he basically said I was stinking up the joint. Its too bad I now have to cancel that May visit. At least his wife caught up on my recent posts, which is more that I can say for my FCMC crew, except my loyal royal #1, the king of neighborhood #1

Since I'm not funny, I'd like to at least give you a little chuckle, so below are a couple quotes regarding the national horse race from Jason Linkins' most recent Sunday column.

"Gingrich LOLs that McCain was the guy who won the nomination early and then lost to a socialist Muslim, ha ha, suck it old man! He also says that Santorum is terrible on the issues and that he is both better at being conservative and better at being a person with vision. Gingrich can talk to the animals, for instance, and he can literally discern the music of the celestial spheres. Currently, the celestial spheres are singing "Cars With The Boom" by L'Trimm, because the universe is recalling a time when the price of gas was lower."

"He notes that Romney is using humor more, despite the fact that he is unequivocally bad at humor. Bayh thinks that Romney needs to relax and "be the authentic Mitt Romney." What if the "authentic Mitt Romney" is a guy who likes to wear pajamas all day and play with model trains, though?"

Yesterday, I'm driving home on 101 and I see someone who looks like they are not paying much attention, not letting people merge etc. I figure somebody has a text they gotta send. But as I get closer I see its a lady eating a burger. Not only that, she's squeezing ketchup out of one of those little packets. Might as well send a text.

In celebrity news, Charlize Theron has decided to accessorize. She adopted a kid.