Random Crap

HuffPo had a story titled "The Story Behind John Paul Stevens' Decision To Retire From The Supreme Court". Regardless of what factors played a role, I say he's a quitter. Nobody should stop working before they hit 100.

Jim Carrey's been on the tweet machine lately. He's saying that Tiger's wife was a “willing participant” in his cheating. Then he said Ben Roethlisberger sexually assaulted him. In a related story, The Total Shithead Club met recently and unanimously voted in Jim, Ben and Tiger.

Eight time loser Larry King's marriage is crumbling amid allegations of infidelity. Really!! Well, if you like screwing gargoyles, you may as well pick a rich one.

Do you like the way corporations constantly make crap up? They are no longer concerned with customer service. Don't get me wrong, they still care deeply about you. However, they now want to enhance the client experience. In that same vein, have I provided you an excellent blog experience today?