The Situation

is this. The Jersey Shore cast members are making $10k per episode. I was listening to talk radio last week, which I rarely do because my interior monologues are so interesting. The DJs were talking about Snooki et al being on The View and how Whoopi Goldberg was telling them to save their money. Great job Whoopi! That money is manna for morons and they ought to bank it. Just like that Gaga lady should. She's making so much dough she has airbags built into her costumes.