The Wolverine Speaks

But, as usual, doesn't have much to say. Some people think he's being cryptic but the fact of the matter is that his communication skills are rudimentary. Most of his letters are pieced together out of some East Coast rag's headlines, giving the appearance of a ransom note. He just sent me a comic strip refererring to blogs as "ego blather". I'd think he was trying to tell me something but then I looked on the other side. There was a Blondie strip. That's more his speed. He and Dagwood are kindred spirits.

There's probably a lot to report on the celebrity front but I may be starting to burn out. I've been really down since my return from Namibia. I should be excited that Paris Hilton is putting out an album of hip hop and reggae tunes. The spark is just not there. I need to take action. I'm thinking about stopping by the grocery store to get a Scientology stress test.