Mojo

Josh Bolten wants to get the administration's mojo back. The word on the street is they’re taking drastic steps. They're planning to set up a séance with the spirit of Jim Morrison to get the "mojo rising". Unfortunately this one won't be pay-per-view. I get the feeling the Lizard King is going to ask the same question I did: If you never had any mojo, how the hell do you expect to get it back?

On a side note, it seems that séances are coming back into popularity, kind of like Capri pants. What's next, leg warmers?