Love Has No Pride

is a great tune, written by Eric Kaz and Libby Titus, covered by Linda Rondstadt and Bonnie Raitt, among others. Most of you are probably not familiar with it. That is because you are heathens. It opens thusly:

I've had bad dreams too many times,
to think that they don't mean much any more

So what the hell does that have to do with anything DJ? I'll tell ya!

I had a bad dream earlier this week. I ended up kicking my wife. In the dream, I was trying to kick a zombie in the face. What's the difference, you ask? Oh, gentle readers, she's not going to appreciate your sardonic inquiries.