Bambinos

After the news came out this morning that Britney Spears was considering going to Namibia for the birth of her second child, my chum 4M called me oracular, based on my last blog post. I attribute my prescience to the fact that I understand their mindset, due to my own celebrity. However, Brit's rep later released a statement denying the reports. My next prediction is that she'll just send K-Fed, then close out his credit cards.

In other celebrity birth news, Angelina Jolie stated today that she found the experience frightening. That confused me since Brad had said that it was peaceful. But then I thought back on the birth of my first son. It was probably frightening for my wife as well, especially since I was at a bar in the Haight seeking peace.

Lastly, Greg Kinnear and his wife welcomed their second child. I've always liked Greg Kinnear and I now have increased respect for him and his wife since they decided to have the kid in L.A. and give her a normal name as well.