#1
My #1 reader and his family flew off to France today. To show them that there are no hard feelings about them going to Europe without us, my wife drove them to the airport. #1 was my traveling companion on my last two European tours. To read more about last year's trip, go to my March 14 blog post. Yeah, like that's going to happen. My wife's OK with them going to Europe but I'm pissed. However #1 is not aware of that so he gave me a key to his house in their absence, just in case. As in just in case I get in a snit and decide to go steal all his light bulbs or toilet paper his living room. If you have any better ideas, I'm open to input. He's taking his Treo, or whatever the hell that device is, to check in at work, but mostly to keep up with my blog. Hey, #1, stop at Safeway on your way back home for some TP and light bulbs.
posted by DJ @ 1:15 PM
1 Comments:
At 6/20/2006 2:32 PM,
Anonymous said…
How come you're not on that plane with your #1 friend? Were you sent back to the minors, perhaps? Did he call in a replacement?
And what shall you do this year if #1 has already gone on vacation?
Do you have spares lined up?
you need spares. back ups, as they say. surely, you've got a few who would be humbled and feel privileged to step in when the "A" list is unavailable. Nicole Kidman has her sister. oh. i forgot you're obsessed with her starter husband. look at heather locklear. she had her girlfriend, denise richards. oh. i forgot again. you don't want your spares stealing your vehicle, do you? let's see....and then there was that one who hired her long time best friend as her "assistant". who was that? one of those blonde barbie look-alikes. then she fired her, i think. so, she needs a spare for the spare.
you get my point.
Got a spare?
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