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There was a lot of buzz around the birth of my twins, Orange and Methuselah. I was really concerned about all the paparazzi that would converge on our house when we brought them home. I decided to get a den of lions to protect our place. It turns out that all I was able to round up from Golden Gate Park was a couple feral cats and a particularly mean spirited three legged dog. Fortunately we were able to keep the hospital where we had the kids a secret from the press. My wife almost blew our cover though. She yelled at me repeatedly, at the top of her lungs, when I suggested a quiet birth.