Horndogs to the Right

I was hiking naked on the Appalachian Trail recently. No, strike that. I was in Argentina. Ah hell, I’ve been stuck in my cubicle all week, whilst the Gaucho Governor was gallivanting. This latest GOP libido outbreak has lead to the inevitable round of mea culpas. Two 2012 Republican presidential hopefuls have taken it on the chin in the last few weeks because they can’t keep it in their shorts. But lust is non-partisan. Jimmy Carter had it in his heart and John Edwards clearly desired more than perfect hair.