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A Creative Writing Class Dropout's Last Refuge

Thursday, January 24, 2008

To Link or Not To Link

Such vitriol and vituperation! Against my better judgment, I’m exposing my non-village friends to the philippics of The Exec. On his last post he was quite short with me. But then again, that’s his natural state. Since he’s been “through Web 1.0, Web 2.0, and Web 3.0”, I’m sure he’ll eventually figure out how to get the —— out of the email version of his blog. The Exec also does movie reviews. I hear the next one he’s taking in will be “Crouching Blogger, Hidden Chucklehead”.

In political news, Dennis Kucinich and Fred Thompson have given up their ghost of a hope to enter The White House. They’ll have to go home and seek consolation from their young wives. I’ve reached my mature years so maybe its time for me to jump in the race. My wife’s a cutie and looks about 20 years younger than me. I’m sure she can learn to gaze at me adoringly on the hustings.

This past Sunday’s Chron had an article about pec implants for men. I’m pretty happy with my pecs but my abs were the issue. I decided to splurge and give myself ab implants for my 50th birthday.

1 Comments:

  • At 1/26/2008 7:12 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I appreciate the thought on the ab implants, but your priorities are out of whack, as usual. Anyone who knows you knows what you really need is some butt enhancement for your no-ass, delusions of steatopygia self. If you don't want to consider going under the knife, I know where you can get some of those nice cheek enhancing shorts. Maybe a little something for the front as well? Yr boy, P.T.

     

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