Say It Ain't So Elton

The following is a quote from Sir Elton John in a recent Rolling Stone interview:

"I want to work with Pharrell (Williams), Timbaland, Snoop (Dogg), Kanye (West), Eminem and just see what happens. It may be a disaster, it could be fantastic, but you don't know until you try"

I'm afraid it would be the former. Now exactly what the hell is he thinking? The creator of dozens of amazing tunes must be bored to death or craving the limelight so much that he's willing to tarnish what's left of his reputation. Or is he simply entering his dotage a bit early. In any case, I can't handle it. Can you imagine "Your Song" with a heavy bass line? Maybe he'll team up with K-Fed for a lollapalooza of an embarrassment fest. Elton, rest on your laurels, please!!

Speaking of K-Fed, it looks like he'll be on an episode of CSI next season. What does CSI stand for again? Crap Sneaks In? I'm busting my butt doing real work 10 to 15 hours a week and this guy gets to lollygag about busting rhymes and escorting his hillbilly heartthrob around. Life ain't fair!