Nude Selfies Till I Die

Kim Kardashian and I are aligned on life goals. But the Iranians think she’s a secret agent for Instagram.  I think the only secret agent involved is Special Agent Oso, which is her favorite show.

“DJ is one of the finest bloggers out there.  Tremendous wit.  And he’s a good friend of mine”

That quote is from my PR man, John Miller.

I saw this headline today

Donald Trump Releases List of Possible Supreme Court Picks

Have you ever watched Birdman?  I suggest you do.  It features Mentok The Mind Taker, who is on Trump’s short list.