Ex-Rodent

That rodent I mentioned Thursday has ceased to exist. Needless to say, the story about my daughter was apocryphal. I would never send my delicate little girl on a rat hunt. A mouse maybe, but not a rat.

You may not have heard, but there is an Eggo shortage. Since that is the breakfast of choice for Sonny Boy 2, I have concerns. I hope we don't have to buy the off brand product.

Are any of my readers as obsessed with Robert Pattinson as I am?

By the way, I've changed my name. You can now refer to me as DJ Ochocinco.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em