I Didn’t Do It
I’m trying to figure out which of my alleged friends in The Village did the cyber-attack on the Foster City gubmint. I know TCG and #1 have the chops, but those guys keep themselves busy with legitimate activities, so I’ll continue my research.
We had a big night here on Gull last night, with #1 and Barbie and the Hotelier and Janet slipping in for a free meal. My girl and AG are in town, so this gave them a chance to spend some time with them. My daughter mixed up a cocktail she found via AI. Everybody but me drank the orange liquid. New things frighten me, so I stuck to Tanqueray up. My wife whipped up an excellent chicken dish she first tried on our recent Palm Springs visit. We have enough for a second meal, so my cooking duties have been greatly reduced this week. We also had a good box of wine. I had put several slits in it earlier in the afternoon to let it open up. And #1 got a birthday cake my wife made. I told her the event merited only Safeway bakery items, but she went all out.
My big bro pinged me a couple days ago. I had spoken with him from SMA on 3/10 for his 71st birthday. He had a burning question for me. We are quite competitive in a sense, so he quizzed me, asking me to tell him at what age LBJ died, without checking of course. This is normal brotherly chit chat where I come from. I nailed it at 64. Unlike my dear brother, LBJ did not have a healthy lifestyle. We both like to think we have steel-trap minds but use each other as sounding boards re childhood memories etc. And we sure are fun at parties, as we can name several African capitals. Addis Ababa, you say. You are correct sir!
I’ve been keeping good blog notes, so I’ll be able to update you on some celeb activity. Nicole Kidman – the one that does not like bad breath – appears to be dating fellow Aussie Simon Baker, he of The Mentalist fame. Letterman made a hilarious joke about The Mentalist in one of his monologues years ago, but I have not been able to turn it up in my Google searches. If I find it, I'll let you know.
There is a new Bon Jovi biopic in the works. I plan to be the first in my neighborhood to see it. The Hotelier mentioned that he’s seen his display in the Rock and Roll HOF, where they correctly spell his name as Bongiovi. In other D list news, if I see one more article about Taylor Frankie Paul, I might go postal.
The house right next to us recently sold. Our dear neighbor passed away at 106 last year. Her husband had made it to 99. They warmly welcomed us to the neighborhood back in ’94. They were the original owners. The new owners, a young Indian couple, stopped by to introduce themselves a few days ago. We had them in for a chat. I was thinking it might be cool to have a few rugrats next door, but I refrained from saying “when ya gonna have kids?” I’ll wait until they are settled in to ask.
4M and I both had the same reaction to this article. “How the hell do they do it?”
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I think we all agree that Erica Kirk should go away, but this recent article had me confused. Was she talking about her mailman?
Afroman, he of “Because I Got High” fame, was cleared in a lawsuit filed by Ohio sheriff’s deputies. They did not like their portrayal in this hilarious video. Tough shit fellas.
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